THIS PAST WEEKEND STUDENT BOGEY LOWENSTIEN (Ivy-League accepted, future MBA) HOSTED AN OUT OF CONTROL 'FREE BEER PARTY' - SUCH ATTENDEES INCLUDED BIANCA STRATFORD, CHASTITY JONES AND JOEY DONNER! BUT MOST SURPRISINGLY, AN APPEARANCE WAS MADE BY SCHOOL SHREW KAT STRATFORD, WHO BY THE END OF THE NIGHT WAS TRASHED AND DANCING DRUNKENLY ON TABLES! READ ON TO FIND OUT WHY!
Kat Stratford surprised Padua High students when she reluctantly accepted Patrick Verona's invite to Bogies party, and we were shocked when she was trashed dancing provocatively on a table. But what has made Kat-'all-highschool-parties-are-stupid'-Stratford forget her usual alternative feminist morals? She has us all asking why??
According to an anonymous student who also attended the party, early on in the night Kat had an unfortunate run in with arch-nemesis Joey Donner.
Our source tells us that Joey saw Kat first and decided to provoke her with comments such as "Lookin' fresh tonight, pussycat!" When she ignored and attempted to walk away, he came after her to ask if Bianca was around. Kat warned Joey to "stay away from my sister". Joey said he would stay away from her, but bragged that he "couldn't guarantee she'll stay away from him". Later, when Kat was walking around to find her date, Patrick Verona, she once again encountered Joey - this time with Bianca draped around his shoulder. He tormented Kat with this, saying smugly "Look who found me!" When Kat tried to talk to her sister and warn her about Joey, Bianca told her to "never address me in public and go enjoy your adolescence!". She then followed after Joey, leaving Kat surprisingly upset.
Angry and upset, Kat then began doing shots of tequila, later becoming so drunk she danced provocatively on a table surrounded by many of her school peers. While dancing (to Hypnotize by The Notorious B.I.G), she hit her head on the chandelier hanging above and was knocked momentarily unconscious. Luckily, date Patrick was standing beside the table and was able to catch her when she fell.
So, why was Kat so upset by Joey and Bianca's comments? Many people believe there may be history between Joey and Kat, with numerous rumours stating they dated for a month in ninth grade (unconfirmed). There is reason to believe the rumours could be true since Kat told Joey to stay away from Bianca - trying to protect her sister from previous negative experiences with Joey. And it's no secret that Joey Donner isn't the nicest boyfriend, 8 girls have come forward saying he is only in it for the sexual experiences. Could Kat Stratford be girl number 9, trying to protect her sister from becoming girl number 10?
It is hard to tell what made Kat get trashed and let go of her bold, strong-willed persona, but it's clear something about Joey makes her really tick. Watch Kat dance on the table below and tell us what you think!
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